Things that should have never existed

So at my new job I spend a lot of time staring off into space (except when I'm saving lives of course...) and I've started compiling a list of things that society could do better without. This is nowhere near exhaustive, but this is as productive as my brain will get this early in the morning.

Waking up early

Miley Cyrus

The term "funemployment"

Cilantro

Morning breath

Shakespeare's plays

My cooking

Cilantro...I feel strongly about this one.